windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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