love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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