I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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