what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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