Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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