he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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