He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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