thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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