i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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