I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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