Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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