Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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