I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she looked like the before picture.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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