we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
