So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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