Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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