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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I need to sanitize my soul.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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