Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
