I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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