I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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