so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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