Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
