Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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