brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Let's get the cat blown out
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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