He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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