The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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