I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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