have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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