Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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