What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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