He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
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