He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
