I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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