based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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