You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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