i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
