Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
my god I love twenty year old dicks
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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