found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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