:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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