They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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