Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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