Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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