Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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