I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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