You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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