make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
