i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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