i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
2020 sucks, I want a refund
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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