FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just gift wrapped bread.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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