Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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