Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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