My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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