I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
