dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she smelled like a LAN party
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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