He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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