My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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