my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I feel like abortions should bother me more
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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